December 14th 2008 02:03 am

Ergonomics

I decided on Thursday that I don’t actually use my right-thumb for any keys whilst typing, my left exclusively operates the space-bar, and there are no useful modifier keys on the right-hand side of a Microsoft Ergonomic 4000 Keyboard.

I decided to add something useful:
MS Ergonomic Keyboard 4000 with nipple

If you can’t tell by the head, it’s the remains of an xbox 360 controller:
..and what it looks like underneath

This, combined with a modified version of mousex gives you an almost usable mouse.

Now I just need to train myself to use it.

As an aside, I used to be worried about damaging the wrist wrests and the other pieces of the body (both of which you can see mutilated above). I am no longer, they’re almost indestructable. I had to switch from a craft knife to a stanley knife to get through the faux-leather on the wrist wrest.

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3 Responses to “Ergonomics”

  1. Anonymous on 14 Dec 2008 at 2:13 pm #

    Awesome!

  2. Anonymous on 15 Dec 2008 at 1:06 am #

    yeah, awesome. not that i understand one-word-of-this. or you.
    or maybe i’m just rationalizing.

  3. Anonymous on 19 Dec 2008 at 4:42 am #

    hah, i take that back. i get it, and it’s awesome.

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